Bernie Madoff was back in the news this weekend (Madoff in Profanity-Laced Tirade on Victims). Exciting stuff!
This is really the first we’ve heard from him since word spread last fall that in jail he’s been eating pizza cooked for him by a child molester. When I heard this back in October, my first reaction was probably similar to that of most of America: What toppings do child molesters favor on their pies? San Marzano tomatoes? Is the dough being made from scratch? Perhaps Jim Lahey’s no-knead recipe?
These questions have yet to be answered. But one thing is for sure. Considering that pizza is one of the most popular foods among children, it’s not surprising that it happens to be a convicted child molester’s food of choice!